Carrot Copywriting

Are you a lovely guy or gal with a(n):
E-commerce brand, info business, or personal brand and are struggling with...
A counterproductive marketing strategy?
Finding qualified leads (And converting them, of course)?
An offer that seems to be rotting away?
Too busy to worry about any of it?Need a savior???Look no further...


"Jacob's copy just sounds 'premium'. It's elevated, classy, and sells as good as any other copy I've seen. Would recommend."Mason Doerr - AKA 'Cardinal Mason'


- Hi, I'm Jacob :) sit back, relax, this will be fun. -From funnels and systems to content, I help busy entrepreneurs solve their busy-entrepreneur problems.Elite at copywriting, applied to any and every hole currently in your business (pause).

Why Me?

First off, every business needs a me. Yes, that means you too.
Hopefully, you're the expert at whatever you do, I'm the expert at this.
Working with me means you get the advanced marketing perspective and psychology of things. Which inevitably means more money for you.I bring in-house quality, connection, and out-of-the-box thinking. Without the in-house hassle of course.

I'm A Nerd

I find an immense amount of joy in convincing people to click or buy things...

I'm Fast

I was a pretty fast writer back in 4th grade computer class!

I'm good

You read correctly. I'm good.

If You're Looking For Specifics

Examples of what I can do for you below:
(Basically, run your business for you lololol haha)

  • Email copy

  • Email flows

  • Email campaigns

  • Ad copy

  • Sales page copy

  • Funnel build outs

  • Landing pages

  • VSL scripts

  • Content scripting/ideation + repurposing

  • Website copy

  • Ghostwriting